Around eight o clock BM and I get back to the apartment after going to sears to buy some shirts for the epic night ahead of us. SM and CA get back to the apartment at the exact same time. BM and I start putting on our beastly, sexy ass outfits (Women are gunna totally be all over us bro).
Around nine or nine thirty we are all basically ready to go and get crunk tonight. Nine forty five pm SM pours me a drink mixed with Barcardi rum and coke zero (trying to watch my figure haha), the night begins.
I have another mixed drink about ten mins later with SM and then BM pours himself a drink as well, while CA is over here drinking one Bud light lime. CA then sees that BM and I are wearing our SCIAC championship rings and he wants to wear his as well. He starts looking for his ring and cannot find his ring. SM starts to try and help CA find his ring. They turn the room upside down trying to find this ring and you can see that CA is pissed off that he cant find this ring. He doesn’t say anything to anyone and is just searching he then feels sick and lays down on the bed listening to his ipod (pissed). BM, SM and I still search for this ring but it is no where to be found. We then stop looking and just say F it lets just drink some more.
BM says his old buddy from high school is coming over to party with us and is bringing ladies as well. Bout fifteen mins later some skinny dude (actually forgot his name o well) with his little, skinny latino girlfriend and a semi cute buff brunette (How we thought she was buff? you ask, she took off her jacket while we were in the kitchen and dude biceps were ripped as shit you could see her definition in here shoulders and her biceps it was narly to narly for me, but she was still cute) . While in the kitchen BM, I, semi cute brunette, girlfriend, and skinny dude take around four shots each if I recall (wasn’t really counting). All this time SM is on his fourth or fifth mixed drink class (mine you, when SM pours a mixed drink its not just a mixed drink its basically three or four shots with a sip of coke zero mixed in. Its narly). CA is in the room laying on the bed listening to his music (frustrated).
Its now around ten thirty or ten forty five we all leave and start walking to the Drought bar. We get to the place there is a huge line BM and I walk straight into the middle of the line were we see some friends and say wats up as we try to sneak into the front of the line. Everyone in line starts pushing and shuving the bouncer then pulls out his tazzer and yells at everyone and says to get in one single file line (not gunna happen not with this crowd). BM, Semi cute brunette, girlfriend skinny dude and I get out of line and they all say lets just go back to the apartment and drink some more (I really didn’t care) we then leave. We leave and cannot find CA or SM anywhere O well. BM and skinny dude give me money and BM, Semi cute brunette and girlfriend go back to apartment. Skinny dude and I walk to the liquor store to buy some more Barcardi. We grab some and walk back to apartment. Right outside the apartment I see BM and semi cute brunette walking to by to go to her car they said they were going to smoke or something didn’t really pay attention. Skinny dude and I walk in to meet his girlfriend and we all take about three or four more shots of Barcardi together.
After a few shots I received a call from CA saying come back to Drought and that SM and him are inside. I asked how they got in and he said “did you go into the 21 and over line?” I had no idea there was a 21 and over line, I thought it was just one big line. I told him I would go back. Skinny dude and I get back to the apartment I gave the Barcardi to BM and then I left alone back to Drought.
(this is where the excitement happens) I get to Drought call CA and he walks out with SM Stumbling all over him self he then says I have to bring SM back to the apartment he has been puking bathroom they whole time they were inside. CA, SM and I walk back to the apartment and drop off SM as he literally runs from the outside door straight to the bathroom where he reunites himself with his porcelain goddess. CA and I then leave to go back to Drought. We get to the front I walk straight to the 21 and over line they check my id I pay then walk in. First thing I see is body building Mike, we yell say our hellos, make fun of the bouncers for being big dumb black guys laugh and then part ways. CA and I walk over to the bar and I grab a beer from the bar tender then I turn around and see this beautiful blonde that came up to CA and myself to talk to us. Then one of our doucher friends come up and say hello to CA and I and completely cock blocks us for this blonde. Then as I turn another doucher friend is drunk and tries to say hello and hits my beer out of my hand which drops to the ground covering the floor beneath my feet (there goes that). I only had like two drinks from the beer as well (horrible).
Now with now drinks in our hands CA and I walk over to the front near the dance floor when one of my ex’s from bout two years ago walks by and yells my name, gives me a hug, with a kiss on my cheek (totally caught me off guard, haven’t talked to this chick in bout two years). She then tries to commit small talk but with the loud music and the still slight buzz from the shots earlier I could not under stand her at all. Then CA tells me that one of our old friends J-mo walks in we say wats up and pretty much I kinda blow off my ex. I then tell CA that we should probably leave and go back to the apartment. We say goodbye to a few friends and head back.
We get back to the apartment and see that semi cute brunette is leaving the apartment and going home I think. I see BM trying to convince her to stay. CA and I walk inside and see BM old friend passed out on the couch in the living room and SM puking in a trash bag in his little corner of the living room. I then walk in the room to my bed and sit on it while CA sits down in the chair in our room. BM and skinny dude’s girlfriend come walking in after (I’m assuming semi cute brunette leaves) BM then convinces the girlfriend to give him the semi cute brunette’s number. She does and BM then calls her and is trying to persuade her to come back to the apartment and have an epic time with BM. Its now about one forty five or so and I’m starting to get tired plus I have to get up at seven the next morning for church. I start to does off with hearing in the background BM yelling on the phone and CA talking to the girlfriend.
Next thing I know I wake up to my phone ringing (this is the conversation)
BM- Dude! where is the apartment?
I- What?
BM- I’m at this thing called L. I dont know.
I- What?
BM- My hand hurts so freaking bad. Its cute. It hurts. I hooked up with this chick right now and some dudes chased me crazy. Where am I? Where are you?
I- What the hell are you talking bout I’m at the apartment M5 member?
BM- Ya Ya I’ll see ya in a sec.
-hang up
I am completely confused. The room is completely dark there is no one in the room. I stand up kinda dizzy and completely tired. The time is four thirty am. I look over to CA’s bed and I see the his blanket but I cant tell if anyone is in it. I look closely and a voice says “ya wats up”. From the girlfriend who I guess was sleeping in CA’s huge king size bed by her self (mind you she is like a total of probably 100 lbs). I jump back and said “o sorry didnt know if anyone was there.” I lay back down when I hear the front door open and BM comes in. He comes to the room yelling loud that he hurt his hand its bleeding, he kissed some ugly chick, he got in a fight but he ran from the fight (ya I don’t know I am just as confused as you are). Mind you the whole time he is saying these random things about what happened to him he is also stripping down to his boxers and jumps into my bed next to me. I asked him what the hell he was doing and all he kept saying was his hand hurt like shit and this chick bit his finger off or something (I dont know he wouldn’t show me the cut). Then skinny dude comes into the room and gets in CA’s bed with his girlfriend and BM is still talking bout his hand.
I then start to try to fall asleep with BM next to me making noises as he tries to sleep. He then gets up and lays down on the floor in the center of the room. He begins to make these weird noises like he was dying or something. I lean up to look at him and he is on all fours staring at the ground gagging. I yell at him “BM DON’T PUKE ON THE FLOOR! DUDE DON’T PUKE ON THE FLOOR! BM GO TO THE BATH ROOM! DON’T PUKE ON....” he lets go. Its all over the floor and pillow he was laying on. He then tells me he feels better and gets up and goes to the bathroom.
I get up to get out of the room cause the room now smells like vomit. I walk out to the living room to find CA and SM passed out on the floor they wake up as I lay down next to them and ask me why I’m out here I tell them what BM did. We all then get up to check on BM in the bathroom and he is curled up in a ball rapped around the toilet. Then the girlfriend comes in and tells us she has to piss. We then for the next thirty mins or so try to get BM off the ground and either in the shower to pass out or somewhere else so this chick can piss. We finally get him out after he actually got in the shower and turned on the shower and showered himself (I dont know why he did that). Then in his wet boxers and towel runs from the shower to my bed and plops himself down and passes out. CA, SM and I then proceed back to our made beds in the living room and lay there for about another hour talking about the night we just had. It is now six thirty in the am and I have to get up in a half an hour.
LONG saturday night
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